Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Real Steel Review: Babes in Mad Max Land



In Real Steel, Dreamworks' lavishly photographed deadbeat-dad redemption story, retired boxer and practicing flim-flam man Charlie Kenton (Hugh Jackman) explains the origin of robot boxing to his long-lost 11-year-old son Max (Dakota Goyo). The action is set in the near future, sometime after 2016 (the exact year is vague). He and Max are reluctantly reunited after the boy's mother dies, having not seen each other since Charlie bailed shortly after Max's birth. In the decade in between, human boxers like Charlie have been replaced with heavily armored robots that tower over their human controllers.
I couldn't wait to find out why. My favorite part of science fiction stories is when the journey from point A, life as we know it, to point B, life in the future, is finally spelled out for the audience. One deliciously cool revelation and everything makes sense. Whether it's a classic like Blade Runner or something lesser like A.I. Artificial Intelligence, the joy is in watching the brave new world come into focus, illuminating just how close today's society might be to that spooky futuristic society. It's that shiver of proximity that provides the perverse pleasure; ask anyone who saw Contagion.(See the top 10 movies of 2010.)
But what a disappointing rationale Charlie gives for the evolution of boxing: "What people really wanted was true, no holds-barred violence," he tells Max. Of course; people are pigs. But wait, what do robots have to do with true violence? Isn't a bloodless sport between unfeeling machines the very definition of holds-barred? The worst thing that happens when the robots in Real Steel are in the ring is that things fall apart and, occasionally, a fluid that looks like battery acid oozes from the wreckage. The boy is about a thousand times smarter than his father — he's learned Japanese from video games, capably rewires a robot they find at the dump and easily tricks Charlie into taking him on a cross country tour. (Charlie sells his parenting rights to Max's aunt and creepy uncle, played by Hope Davis and James Rebhorn, but agrees to babysit for the summer). But Max doesn't probe Charlie on this one.
I'd like to blame Real Steel on Transformers because I like to blame anything involving silly robots and sillier humans on Transformers whenever possible, but its origin dates back to Richard Matheson's 1956 short story SteelReal Steel made it to the small screen as an episode of The Twilight Zone in the 1960s, starring Lee Marvin as a robot controller in a world where human fighting had been outlawed. Marvin steps in for a broken bot in a fight — he's more man than machine — and for a while it seems possible that something similar might happen with Charlie and the robot Max salvages from the dump, reboots and christens Adam. Adam mirrors his operator (In the movies most appealing moments, there is a hint that he may be special, magical even) and there's this expectation that Jackman may enter the ring again, leading to shirtlessness and revelations and lessons about humanity and fatherhood.(See the 100 best movies of all time.)
But the story remains sadly mired in botdom, which leads to some boredom. It's hard to look away from the ever-dazzling Jackman, but the sight of him hunched over the controls of something akin to a live action video game is not, in the end, much more exciting than the sight of your average teenager hunched over the controls of a Game Boy. It's all just technological fussing; there's no urgency, no point to be made about strength or weakness. The acting matches that mood, with Jackman giving the kind of heightened, artificial performance that seems right out of the 1930s or '40s. Goyo oozes confidence, but that too feels unnatural.
The movie was directed by Shawn Levy, of the Night at the Museum series and Date Night but cinematographer Mauro Fiore (Avatar is the more dominant force at work. Fiore doesn't have to work hard to make any of the sinfully attractive stars look good, certainly not Jackman, Goyo or Lost's Evangeline Lily, who plays the ridiculous part of Bailey, the daughter of Charlie's old boxing coach and his bot mechanic. But he puts a serious sheen on the robots (they make Darth Vader look like a dusty old thing) and on the surroundings, particularly the scenes of a verging-on-dystopian America. Whether it's a ruined zoo or a county fair when a bull and a robot go head to head while a Ferris wheel spins nearby, Fiore makes Real Steel look like the real deal. What a tease.

Kirsten Dunst Is Now A German Citizen



Is Kirsten Dunst moving to Germany?
Well, maybe. Dunst recently told the German publication B.Z. that she has received German citizenship.
"I'm now a real international lady," she said (via Daily Mail), adding, "One who can film in Europe without a problem."
The "Melancholia" star -- who says she speaks German "at a child's level" -- also revealed that she'd love to move to Berlin one day.
"I would prefer to buy an apartment in Berlin," Dunst said. "It's such a young city, and right now so much is happening in Berlin."
Dunst has recently been making the press rounds for "Melancholia," along with her co-star Alexander Skarsgard. However, the film's director, Lars Von Trier, has withdrawn from making public statementsafter learning he will face charges for the Hitler remarks he made earlier this year at the Cannes Film Festival.

'World War Z' Set Raided By Hungarian Anti-Terrorism Unit



He was just trying to save the world from zombies, okay?
Things got a little too real on the set of Brad Pitt'supcoming zombie apocalypse film "World War Z"recently, as Hungarian anti-terrorism authorities swept the set and seized a cache of unauthorized weapons. Us Weekly reports that police in Budapest, where the film moved after shooting in Glasgow, took 85 functional weapons, many of which were automatic assault rifles similar to those used by the military.
The problem? The weapons weren't actually supposed to work.
"Guns like these are highly illegal to transport even if they were to used as stage guns, which hopefully they weren't," Hajdu Janos and Zsolt Bodnar, the director and deputy director of Hungary's Anti-Terrorism Unit, told the magazine.
This marks yet another snafu on the film's set; back in August, a planned human stampede became a true danger zone, and Pitt had to swoop in and rescue a woman who was being trampled on by the running extras.
The film, based on the hit book by Max Brooks, features Pitt as a UN employee trying to prevent a zombie takeover of the world.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Jason Biggs, Wife Jenny Mollen Order Prostitutes In Las Vegas



And we thought a pie was Jason Biggs' most risque sexual partner.
The actor who launched into the national consciousness -- and subconsciousness -- when he mounted a freshly baked apple pastry back in 1999's "American Pie" is now married to fellow actress Jenny Mollen. She is perhaps best known for her role in 2006's National Lampoon's "Cattle Call," and together, the two put their formidable knowledge of unconventional sex escapades to good use during a recent trip to Las Vegas.
Blogging for Playboy, Mollen recounts, in vivid detail, the time she and her husband ordered a couple of prostitutes to their Hotel Room.
After a false start with a girl named Eva and an uncooperative ATM (not to mention some close calls with friends, bruised egos and a failed attempt at sexual bravery), Mollen and Biggs finally scored a friendly sex worker on their second night in the hotel.
What follows is very suggestive, if not explicit.
"No! I am really discreet! Even if they had, people never think I'm a working girl. I usually just get away with saying I'm somebody's cousin," she explained. "Somebody's cousin who sucks d*ck for a living." I thought to myself. The chick was wearing five-inch heels and had tits that seriously could have knocked anybody under six feet tall unconscious. There was no way she was passing for anything other than maybe Barbarella. In other words, she was hot. I took my cues from the previous day's disaster and cut to the chase.
"We want you to go down on him for six hundred bucks," I proclaimed. Keisha, being the professional that she was, didn't bat an eye.

At least that's the allegation by an ex-employee of the actress's candy and yogurt company, Sweet Harts, who is suing the erstwhile teenage witch and her business for wrongful termination and racial profiling.
What exactly is the former store manager claming?
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In the lawsuit, filed Thursday in Los Angeles and obtained by E! News, Shana Kharineh accuses the Melissa & Joey star and Sweet Harts of wrongful termination, discrimination based on race, retaliation against employee complaining of discrimination, failure to pay wages owed, failure to pay overtime wages, failure to provide eal periods, failure to provide rest periods, failure to pay minimum wage and unlawful business practices.
Hart's camp reached out to E! News, saying, "Melissa Joan Hart is the owner of Sweetharts Sweets in Sherman Oaks, California. While the shop was her vision, Melissa does not currently function in a day-to-day operational capacity, and has never met Shana Kharineh. Sweet Harts Sweets is an equal opportunity employer, as is Melissa Joan Hart. Neither Sweetharts Sweets nor Melissa engages in or condones any form of discrimination whatsoever. There is no basis whatsoever to these vicious allegations."
Kharineh was hired as a manager at the Sherman Oaks store in May 2011 with a starting salary of $450 a week, according to her complaint.
The plaintiff alleges that unlike the store's white employees, Kharineh, who is African American, was given a special dress code based on her race and told not to wear black because  "'black on black' did not look appropriate."
Kharineh also says that because the store was understaffed June 2011, she was forced to work in excess of 60 hours per week with no overtime pay and no breaks. The next month, she claims, her employers "berated and humiliated" her, criticizing her performance and relationship with her fellow employees and complaining that "when she bent over her underwear would show." She was fired in August and believes it's because of her race and her complaints about her working conditons.